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I Solemnly Swear That I Am Procrastinating

Brenna, 17, American. A high school senior, wannabe writer, and flailing fangirl of many things. Previously known as "frodopotterthegleek-11", "sherlockian-from-the-shire", "take-me-to-gondor", "para-moriarty", and "zombieslayerofgallifrey."
Aug 21 '14

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

Aug 20 '14

in my ap government class today, my teacher was showing us a news site on the smart board and to the side there was an ad playing (there was no sound so I’m exactly sure what it was about) but it showed harrison ford and since my teacher’s a big Star Wars nerd he stopped talking and went “ooh, harrison ford!” it was pretty funny.

Aug 20 '14

moynmoyn:

wow look at this terrible role model for young girls.

(Source: nickimlnaj)

Aug 20 '14

what i look for in boys

sag1ttar1us:

  • tall
  • hella deep voice
  • dark hair
  • light eyes
  • wide-brimmed hat
  • polite
  • titanium alloy spine
  • robot
  • the spine

im looking for the spine

Aug 19 '14

replace every vowel in your url with “ub”

(Source: triwizarded)

Aug 19 '14
Duane Olson - Rabbit Impression Chim Chim Cheree

fun123joker:

fun123joker:

duaneolson:

myrelisfrancoeur:

spacemuffinz:

spacemuffinz:

duaneolson:

My revolting Rabbit impression and SPG parody of Chim Chim Cheree

I’ve listened to this about 30 times I cannot get over the perf like danggggg

i still can’t believe this is a thing that exists and everyone needs to listen to it and i hope spg listens to it too cuz it’s epic

I actually thought it was bunny singing this for a minute…. You must have an amazing voice.

SPG Fandom: Can you explain to me why this impression is so much more popular than any of my other impressions? lol.

ok this is too accurate its freaky.

DID YOU EAT RABBIT?!?!

IIIIITSSSSS BAAAAAAACK!!!!!

Aug 19 '14

duanejosepholson asked:

Well thanks for that there follow, friend

aw, it was nothin’ ☺️

Aug 19 '14

greenassin:

piranhabat:

*draws a pentagram on the floor in black lipstick*
*arranges fresh spinach leaves, silver mehron powder, rice milk, a plain black t-shirt, and a red towel at the five points*
*summons david michael bennett*

image

(Source: piranhapunk)

Aug 19 '14

whimmy-bam:

I present to you, SPG meowing. [x]

Fun Fact: The super tiny meow following Sam saying “What is that?” is David.

Aug 18 '14
rosalarian:

naturepunk:

the-fernlion:

SERIOUSLY
"Well if they didnt look like thugs"
THE ONLY THUGS IVE SEEN DURRING THIS ARE THE ONES WITH BADGES

Bolded for emphasis.

If you’re a feminist against rape culture but you don’t see any problem with people telling black people to dress/act differently so as not to be attacked, then you’re one giant hypocrite. Clothing does not dictate anyone’s worth!

rosalarian:

naturepunk:

the-fernlion:

SERIOUSLY

"Well if they didnt look like thugs"

THE ONLY THUGS IVE SEEN DURRING THIS ARE THE ONES WITH BADGES

Bolded for emphasis.

If you’re a feminist against rape culture but you don’t see any problem with people telling black people to dress/act differently so as not to be attacked, then you’re one giant hypocrite. Clothing does not dictate anyone’s worth!

(Source: vivemarco)

Aug 18 '14

exoticwild:

I have a ‘to-read’ pile as massive as my existential crisis.

Aug 18 '14
emae:

2 week old bunny’s first day outside and he discovers the slide

emae:

2 week old bunny’s first day outside and he discovers the slide

Aug 18 '14
Aug 17 '14
cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

(Source: cineraria)

Aug 17 '14

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

image

Well now we do

(Source: gameofbooze)